Piers Morgan Set to Interview Himself for New Series of Life Stories

Morgan is a formidable athlete as evidenced here.

Insufferable ever-present windbag Piers Morgan has revealed what he described as an “Incredible coup” regarding his guest star for the next series of waffle-friendly wank-fest ‘Life Stories’. Previous guests have included such intellectual heavyweights as Peter Andre, Jim Davidson, and Ulrika Jonsson.

Morgan, 52, is renowned for his ability to fall-out with inanimate objects and gained notoriety after getting involved in a feud with Jeff the miniature dachshund, which only ended after Jeff was found hanging by his lead in a garage in suspicious circumstances. He is presumed to have been pushed over the edge following a campaign by Morgan hounding him with photographers and culminating in a double page exposé of him defecating in a variety of public locations.

Calling a worldwide press-conference attended by three people, one of whom was looking for the disabled toilet but was too polite to leave, he entered to a trumpet fanfare flanked by go-go dancers and proceeded to tell people to prepare themselves for “television gold” and gloated about the “unrivalled calibre” of next season’s line up, which has now been revealed as a single, one off, ten-hour special with himself.

“Just because it’s me don’t expect me to get off lightly,” winked a jubilant Morgan, revealing he intended to probe himself with such hard-hitting puzzlers as ‘Why are you so wonderful?’ and, ‘At what point did you realise you were the best person in the world?’

Critics have slammed the idea as egotistical and self-indulgent and warned viewers to expect the worse ten hours of their television lives since Channel 5’s ill-advised Naked Jungle marathon.

In response to the criticism Morgan merely shrugged and laughed stating “This show is all about finding out the deeper truths to the best loved star’s lives, and frankly I’m as big as it gets. I’ve been on the TV in the US and everything.”

His is not expected to question himself over the phone hacking scandal.